The Dismemberment Room
We converted our shower into a place to throw our scrap limbs. Sometimes when you need to bury bodies there just isn't enough room in the trunk of your car. Torsos are much easier to stack than full bodies. Remember that the next time you have to hide evidence in a hurry!
The Sacrificial Altar
No gathering of unsuspecting victims is complete without an altar of sacrifice! Make sure yours is sufficiently creepy to stop your guests dead in their tracks. It makes the lethal blow much easier when they are staring at something in disbelief.
Proper Burial Place
Some people skip a proper burial, but we like to show our respect to the loved ones we choose to remove from our lives. It makes it easier to sleep at night. Our own burial site is getting pretty full.
Okay, it's actually really easy to spread the viruses that make a typically boring, living person into an undead party animal but you have to do it with gusto! You never know when one of those uptight losers might manage to pull off blowing your undead brains out, so make your bite count! It could be your last!
Don't Forget to Invite the Witches
Witches are always up to something, so it's best to make sure they are invited to your Halloween party. My Mom is pretty creative, and I don't think it would have been wise to leave her out of the fun.
Have a Lookout
Watch Who You Let In
Happy Halloween! Have fun, and be safe!